“We have a very dangerous problem in our kingdom, and I am the only one who can fix it,” said Greedy King Cheezo. “The problem,” he said, “is teddy bears.” Jeff Secessions and Steven Badman nodded their heads enthusiastically. “Teddy bears are small, fuzzy, and brown. They are different than you and me, and therefore they are dangerous. In fact, they’re animals. And so, I hereby decree that teddy bears and all of their little stuffed animal friends are BANISHED from the kingdom!”